The Fumentarii are always watching

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by EmperorLaStrang, Apr 24, 2023.

  1. EmperorLaStrang

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    Always be vigilant


    Always be watchful


    Keep your head on a swivel


    If you want an answer on how dangerous the world is just park your can and watch. BACK your car into the parking space and just watch. Ten? Twenty? FUCK thirty minutes. You’ll see how evil the world is. You’ll see the curtains pull back REAL QUICK.


    When walking into a store. Always make sure to back your car into the space. ALWAYS BACK NEVER PULL IN. Be an asshole park close to the line if not on. When walking in, make sure to wear shoes, just incase you need to book it quick. Manly men fight and die. Smart men run and hide to be alive another day. Living is the goal of the day. If there’s a pissing contest, hold your piss.


    Walking down the street someone looks you in the eye? Look them back. Stop being a fucking pussy. Show the frumentarrii you’re not scared of them.


    The best knife defense is a good 100 meter time. Or a gun. Self-defense shootings will always lead to an arrest. RUN. Smart men run and hide and live another day.


    When driving pay attention to the fords without roof racks. Those are cops. When driving pay attention to shitboxes with two overdeveloped sunglasses wearing men in them, those are cops.


    If you think you are being followed. Turn without your turn signal. They turn, turn again. Three turns while doing random turns = following. Gas the pedal and call the POLICE.


    Locked doors keep the monsters out. A big fucking dog with a gnarled mouth will scare the monsters away. Cats are cute, but they are only cute.


    If you are fat you will die.


    If you are a skinny you will die.


    Be fast, be smart, and always have a full tank of gas.
     
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    When I sit in a restaurant I always face the door. BE THE DROP NOT THE FLOOR.

    Tinted windows. Not only prevent cancer, but identification. Legal tints are for losers.

    You just defended yourself? GREAT. Enjoy jail. Runners stay alive. Fighters die.
     
  4. Is this a reference to Fallout New Vegas?
     
  5. EmperorLaStrang

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    Yeah you know what else is funny?

    YO MOTHA
     
  6. I see (author's note: he didnt see)
     
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    Never pull out your phone and text in front of other people a lot of a lot of lookity lookers, curious cats, and camera head people

    In order to avoid camera head ppl call (privately don't hook your phone up to bluetooth in your car people can hear that shit. turn your car on and turn on the AC no one needs to know why your *censored* *censored* *censored*)

    camera head ppl can have listening ears if thats the case talk to them physically if you think their listening ears are on dont talk to them or turn yours on to

    if you want to keep a secret a secret. dont tell it shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    information is money information is a weapon it will be used to buy you and be the demise of you

    the frumentarii are always watching