I did a little Harry Mack-inspired exercise where I wrote down three random words that came into my head (well, three out of the first six or so. I'm working on it). Then I tried to make a rhyme out of it. The three words were, "chopstick," "bounce," and "sound." Is the rhyme nonsense, or not? Well..... It's Very Quiet Out There The sound of a chopstick Bouncing off a brick Wall is going to make me Psychic
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I can’t find my courage anywhere. What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: Stop revving your car when it’s in the garage, then driving it to a dump and dumping the remaining gasoline, Dick.
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I can’t find my creativity. What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: Here we are now Entertain us We’ll consume you It’s contagious
The next three random words that came up were: "well, ready, and bright." So I tried to make a rhyme out of them: Depth Charge Diving into a well Spring water ready to meld Cellular light It's not very bright To continue to fight A force that will smite Us into the earth
Three random words bubbling up from....somewhere: bubble, tap, mend. Can I make a rhyme? Lets see. (By the way, if you have some random words then feel free to post them. I'll try to make a rhyme. It might be nonsense, or it might be not.) Athe-schism Can a bubble be mended? Can a tap be vented? Can a universe be created Without a creator?
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I’ve been practicing the “Consume Until Your Head Explodes” Method, but it’s not working, damn it to hell! What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: What is the “Consume Until Your Head Explodes “ method, Dick? Dick Farcetardly: Well, you consume as much information on pmo, addiction etc as possible. With this knowledge gained you can now weaponize it. As soon as a pmo urge arises, you attack it with your massive arsenal of knowledge! The pmo habit doesn’t stand a chance, and is blasted off the face of the planet, in theory. Mutley Ravishes: The sexual energy is creative, Dick.
Next three random words: wait, eat, sun. What can be done with these? Temptation The solar plexus eats The light of the sun Ready now for distribution However, demons lie in wait Craving to devour The luminous power
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I’ve been practicing the “It’s All About The High” method in order to quit pmo but it’s not working, damn it! What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: What is the “It’s All About The High” method, Dick? Dick Farcetardly: Well, you convince yourself that you use pmo simply to get high, and nothing else whatsoever.When the urge to pmo appears in your mind, it’s confronted with the power of your conviction. You simply tell it, “I only use you to get high. You’re not a big deal. Get lost!” Faced with this unwavering conviction, the pmo urge turns tail and runs, in theory. Mutley Ravishes: So why are you willing to risk wrecking your life, and possibly the lives of others, just to get high? Dick Farcetardly: Because I’m addicted! Mutley Ravishes: Why are you addicted? Dick Farcetardly: Because I love getting high. Mutley Ravishes: So why are you willing to risk wrecking your own life and others’ lives just to get high? Dick Farcetardly: Because I’m addicted! Mutley Ravishes: Dick, just admit it. Dick Farcetardly: Admit what? Mutley Ravishes: It’s all about the low.
Today’s three random words: tractor, evening, chop Organic Farming One sunburnt evening An actor in a tractor Told me the creation Of number 84 is finished Now you must live it Then you’ll be a big hit SR chops up the fears Butchers’ golden years
Which do you prefer? Everything is perfect Everything is finished Everything lasts forever Or Nothing is perfect Nothing is finished Nothing lasts forever
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I’ve been practicing the “Perfect Myself” method in order to quit pmo but it’s not working, damn it! What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: What’s the thinking behind the “Perfect Myself “ method, Dick? Dick Farcetardly: Well, it’s simple. If you become a perfect version of yourself then naturally you won’t pmo anymore. Mutley Ravishes: So, what’s the problem, Dick? Dick Farcetardly: No matter how hard I try, I can’t perfect myself, Mutley. It’s hopeless! Mutley Ravishes: If you’re trying to do something that is impossible, isn’t it hopeless, Dick? Dick Farcetardly: Why is it impossible? Mutley Ravishes: The “self” you are trying to perfect can never be perfect, Dick. Dick Farcetardly: If that really is the case, Mutley, then what on earth do I do now? Mutley Ravishes: Aspire to imperfection, Dick.
Today’s random words: earth, tent, ghost Was lent a haunted tent By a ghost who is addicted To toast Never imagined This would happen As the pressure of the urge To live in the tent grew worse A drake came up Out of the earth and said “Your sexual energy isn’t earthed So the voltage will increase Until you can no longer cease From devolutionary release”
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated." Who said that ? A) Steve Jobs B) Confucius C) Hong Kong Phooey
“A team of horses cannot overtake a word that has left the mouth.” Who said that? A) Ben Shapiro B) Wu Cheng’en C) Harry Mack
“You are using me to try and get free “ Who said that? 1) The pmo habit 2) A.I 3) Perfection 4) None of them 5) All of them
Star Flaws All these years Of trying to be perfect Have they been worth it? Lord, I am exhausted Mounting an insurrection Aiming at imperfection Cosmic revelations Imperfect like the surface Of Mars Collapse this house Of cards
“What’s my favorite dance? Easy! The avoi-dance” Who said that? 1) Muhammad Ali 2) Bruce Lee 3) A habitual pmo user
"Life's too important to be taken seriously" Who said that? 1) Klaus Schwab 2) Bob Gardener 3) Chuck D
“You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” Who said that? 1) Eric Bloodaxe 2) The pmo habit 3) Elendil 4) None of them 5) All three of them? Where does the courage come from? Well, do we have the balls to try and find out?
How did that Monkey King, Sun Wukong, get free of the huge rock he was trapped under for aeons? 1) He used all his might to lift the rock off of himself 2) He whined, complained, and begged Siddhartha Gautama to release him, so Siddhartha took pity on him and lifted the rock off of Monkey. 3) He ignored the rock for so long that the rock got fed up with him so it rolled itself off of Monkey. 4) He agreed to take Siddartha up on his offer of release in exchange for taking a Journey to the West.
