My penis is out and hard. I poke at it here and there. I hold the skin, enjoying my girth and length. At what point does that mean I'll cum, though? And wouldn't that mean that I'm edging? And isn't that masturbating?
Hey. What do you think of turning being awesome to your wife and children a sex game, like the ones on the internet? I started doing that and it really worked. I'm planning on going back to using it again. Here's how it works: The goal is to get to x points, which means your woman is completely horny for you, loves the shit out of you, and adores you. She's your "sex slave", even though it's really because you've just learned how to be awesome. I've made mine feel really bad, so the highest points I can reach is 1,000,000,000. Each Stage (7 zeros, 7 stages) builds on the next one. Each stage has x levels. I'm still working on how many levels and what to call them. I figure, better to get a working thing going and then fudge around with it until it makes sense. So: Stage 1, Level 1: Through The Black Hole of Utter Hopelessness (1,000 points) Listened to wife = 1 point. Didn't listen to wife = Date reset and -100 points. I'm looking for her G-spot. Our apartment is her vagina. The laundry, the cluttered places, and the daily chores are the various nerve endings of her pussy, and if I play them right, she will get undressed and let me play with her. So each one is also worth points. I'm not going to go further than that because I don't know if what I've laid out so far would be considered rubbish or not.
Please, no. This sounds like your motivation for completing tasks/challenges within your own life is solely for the purpose of 'fucking your wife'. What the hell dude?
Yes, it was edging. Any touching of your penis that isn't holding it to pee, cleaning it, or scratching an itch on it when you have an erection is edging, and it's terrible to do. Getting close to an orgasm and then not finishing will leave you with blue balls, which will be extremely painful, as well as possibly mood swings. Last time I edged and didn't finished, I was highly aggressive all day.