I Have Something To Say !

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Deleted Account, Nov 10, 2023.

  1. I'm the ultimate life form ... A VIRGIN !!!

    BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY VIRGINITY.

    You dare underestimate my power don't you ?!

    How DARE YOU !

    My virginity gives me crazy abilities !
    I can pull out a rocket launcher from my ass and shoot you with it !
    Not to mention I'm holding my man juice which triples my power, which means that I can pull out THREE ROCKET LAUNCHERS !!!

    BUT there are crazier virgins out there ! EVEN STRONGER THAN ME !!!!

    Legends says that if one keeps his virginity beyond the age of 30, one will become a WIZARD !!! with even more power !!!
     
  2. Leanmaxxing

    Leanmaxxing Fapstronaut

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    You’ll stop caring about shit like this at like 25…
     
  3. En?gmatic

    En?gmatic Fapstronaut

    Another Ignorant that does not know alchemy…return to your Atheistic materialistic childish fantasies lol
     
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  4. TheLoneWolf88

    TheLoneWolf88 Fapstronaut

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    At 35, I want it fucking gone lol
     
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  5. You guys shall have my virgin blessing !
     
  6. Thirty? That's child's play. At forty+ you become an oracle and it's pretty sweet.
     
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  7. What form of power is this ?!

    I've never crossed paths with someone this strong ... It's even scary :O