Bingles
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Bingles

Fapstronaut, Male, 17, from Scotland

Poor little bird died after hitting my window. My dad put it in a box then dumped it in the bin, didn't want to imagine it crushed so I - May 19, 2024 at 3:43 PM

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    1. Bingles
      Bingles
      Poor little bird died after hitting my window. My dad put it in a box then dumped it in the bin, didn't want to imagine it crushed so I -
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        Bingles
        took the box out and threw it behind a fence. Poor little thing deserves to die with some dignity. No animal deserves to have its corpse crushed in a bin lorry. That's just horrible. I feel more sympathy for birds than I do people. Beautiful little creatures.
        May 19, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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      Bingles
      Almost relapsed today, but I am getting better at spotting and learning from my mistakes. Aye up!
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      Bingles
      The depravity never ceases to amaze me.
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      Bingles
      Dundee - the only place I have seen a junkie try to shoplift £1 fake nails from Poundland. Shitehole.
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      Bingles
      relapsed again. for fuck sake.
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      Bingles
      Fun fact: Brunei DPMM has played in 3 different leagues: Brunei Premier League, Malaysian Super League and Singapore Premier League. Woah!
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      Bingles
      I miss the British Empire. :'(
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      Bingles
      4 day streak. I can do this lads.
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      Bingles
      2 in da morning, the heat is too much :((
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      Bingles
      I bought a signed shirt today and some union jack-themed decorations.
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        Bingles
        Anyone who shows a shred of patriotism is deemed a far-right nationalist these days. If that's the case, I am literally Oliver Cromwell's reincarnated spirit. btw good to see you again, Tom. :>
        May 8, 2024
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        Tom️
        Good to be back Bingles! You far-right extremist! lol
        May 8, 2024
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        Bingles
        Making Tommy Robinson look like Karl Marx in comparison lolol.
        May 8, 2024
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      Bingles
      I have this idea for a psychological horror game set in the Siberian island of Sakhalin where you're a priest who kills yokai-style demons.
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        Bingles
        Sakhalin was once called Karafuto and the capital, Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk, was named Toyohara. Sakhalin and Hokkaido have a long history of Orthodox Christian influence so it would be interesting to see a creative take on that history into a horror-scenario.
        May 7, 2024
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        Bingles
        I'm glad I don't own Twitter because my mental health would be rock-bottom.
        May 7, 2024
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        Khufu
        i like video games where the monsters, demons jump out at you, well there be any of that type action
        May 7, 2024
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      Bingles
      I despise Mario Kart. I hate it so much.
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        Bingles
        I was mere inches away from 1st place, and I finish 6th after being shelled by FUCKING TOAD.
        May 7, 2024
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        Wizardrabbit
        Toad is a nasty son of a gun...
        May 9, 2024
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      Bingles
      Fun fact: I am actually part Italian. Cue the Little Dark Age edits of the Roman Empire lol.
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        Bingles
        Scratch that, I am a proud Macanese colonialist patriot.
        May 5, 2024
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        Wizardrabbit
        *Gives you some of his Spaghetti*
        May 9, 2024
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      Bingles
      I miss seeing my sister and nephew. It has been so long since I saw them. I feel so alone in this world. Words on a screen aren't the same.
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        Bingles
        My family complain I don't go out enough, but really there is nothing to do. No one to visit since they're all either cut off or junkies and nowhere to go for fun that doesn't involve alcohol, drugs or gambling that doesn't break the bank. I feel so tired, I'm wasting my life stuck indoors in this old town.
        May 4, 2024
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        Khufu
        I'm in familiar situation lots of drugs m homelessness outside here
        May 4, 2024
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        Bingles
        Can't even go in the town centre anymore since all the shops are shut and the junkies beg at the bus stops. Very grim. One day the city can look gorgeous then suddenly the lights go dark and the walking dead begin to roam free asking for a quid.
        May 4, 2024
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      Bingles
      Went for a walk to the town and got some ice cream. It was noisy and I keep fidgeting so I'm in my pyjamas with my blankets to calm down.
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        Bingles
        There are countless books from facebook mum's raising their spazzy sons, but when's the last time you saw one working as a lawyer? Or just as a functioning human being, a grown man? I feel nothing. To me, there is no difference between a human being and an object like a chair. I understand empathy and emotion, but in the flesh, a person to me is a slab of meat.
        May 2, 2024
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        Bingles
        I sound like an ableist dickhead but honestly idgaf. I'm sick of either being labelled a literal bib-wearing drooling retard who can't learn his ABC's or some sort of stereotypical Sheldon Cooper savant. This shitty world makes no sense and they will actively drag you down to their level of misery and self-destruction.
        May 2, 2024
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        Bingles
        A doctor is special. An athlete is special. A lawyer is special. A physicist is special. A historian is special. A writer is special. What's so special about some moron with a slow brain? Will he ever love? Will he ever achieve anything? Will he ever have a family? He isn't special, he is diseased. A retard with no hope of ever making it. That's how they viewed me. The bastards.
        May 2, 2024
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      Bingles
      Well, today was one hell of a depressive experience. I'm back at square one.
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        Bingles
        I was never into rap at first, but I like this style of indie-rap with meaningful lyrics; not some kodac black looking mf with a full grid of gold teeth mumbling about generic gangster stuff. reminds me a bit of shoegaze.
        May 2, 2024
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        Bingles
        Gorgeous by slowthai is incredible. Hoping the allegations aren't true.
        May 2, 2024
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        Bingles
        why is it all the best rappers are commies and criminals? (same thing basically)
        May 3, 2024
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      Bingles
      tried going cold turkey again. woke up at 10 in the morning, relapsed four times. haven't showered or gone outside in days. i am an addict.
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        Bingles
        humza yousaf resigned yesterday. imagine being so unbelievably shit that even an unelected leader gets forced to resign by their own allies. he was at the new flats in the hilltown area in my city where he said to a new crew that he wouldn't resign and not even 48 hours later he resigns while crying lmao.
        May 1, 2024
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        Bingles
        I don't get what it is with these woke middle-class hipsters who turn up to deprived areas, throw a bunch of money on useless vanity projects that have zero positive impact on the locals and instead raise the living costs due to all the knew flannel wearing wanktards moving in.
        May 1, 2024
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      Bingles
      i'm trying lads. just not feeling it today.
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      Bingles
      Unrestricted internet access is a curse.
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      Bingles
      my ramblings:
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      2. Bingles
        Bingles
        buffalo soldieeer, in de heart of ameerricccaaa
        Apr 29, 2024
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        Bingles
        ok last one for tonight gn gn ciao ciao
        Apr 29, 2024
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        Bingles
        average at best, all i ever waaass
        Apr 29, 2024
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 21, 2006 (Age: 17)
    Location:
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    I am a student trying to keep away from pornography and NSFW stuff. I like video games, classical music, reading, geography/culture, languages and self-improvement. :emoji_flag_gb:

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