Private parts

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Just Pray, Oct 19, 2015.

  1. Just Pray

    Just Pray Fapstronaut

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    Not sure if this has been discussed before.

    I'm male and my private part curves/rotates/turns a bit to the left rather than align in the centre. This makes my pee go to the left. I think it's not serious but I'd prefer it to be in the centre... Do want to have to fuck sideways 'n' all that?

    How can I straighten up the old fella?
     
  2. MadHatter

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    Male organs usually are never completely centered. Mine leans to the left as well.
    The pee thing can be annoying sometimes, agreed. When it comes to sex, I found it is no hindrance whatsoever. A curvature can actually be a fun advantage, depending on the anatomy of your partner.

    Definitely not serious, very common.
    If you still feel worried or want to seek alignment, talk to a doctor.
     
  3. IGY

    IGY Guest

    A curvy cock, why not? :p

    I masturbate left handed and mine also curves to the left. Apparently, of those that have a curve, more curve to the left than the right. So, nothing to worry about. Intercourse is not impeded unless it takes off at a right angle. Cock curvature - no problem! ;)
     
  4. Just Pray

    Just Pray Fapstronaut

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    Thanks IGY for all that unnecessarily vulgar language. You made me laugh out loud :p

    Thanks MadHatter, I had no idea it was so common. I was thinking about asking a doctor, but I'm reckon I'm in the "normal" range for angle of torsion/curve/whatever haha so I'll not show the doctor and save it for my future wife, yes?
     
  5. IGY

    IGY Guest

    Unnecessarily vulgar language? Just taking a leaf out of your book @JustAnother :p
     
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  6. himmelstoss

    himmelstoss Fapstronaut

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    You forgot to read it in a posh english accent
     
  7. nfprogress

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    I still think that my left angle was due to excessive use of my left hand during early years. I knew I should have gone with the ambidextrous approach from day one.
     
  8. IGY

    IGY Guest

    Someone should write a paper on why we masturbate with our left hand. Maybe, @TheUnnasumingMammothrept, haha! :p

    Well, I am kind of mixed up when it cums (lol) to this! :rolleyes: I mean my left-handedness and left footedness. o_O When my penis is flaccid and placid, it is straight, but as it erects, it starts to curve to the left (from my point of view). :eek: Now I have always masturbated with my left hand, and as far as I can remember my erection was straight during puberty.

    I kick a ball with my left foot, but I am right handed in almost everything, except when I eat (I use the knife in my left hand) andwhen I masturbate. So, is there any significance in this - please, I need to know, hahaha! :D