Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat Mutley! No matter how fast I run, I can't seem to outrun my own shadow! What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: There is no revelation in masturbation, Dick. Outside is more fun:
What if the "superpower" of curiosity can help lighten the load? Earthquaking Afraid of the dark? Noah didn't sneak Onto the ark Atlantic wave On the horizon Where on earth Has Noah gone? He's in a different Dimension Curiouser & Curiouser:
Belie-F Quake Ancient identifications Fear of obliteration In a cage of limitations The gate of joyful ease Is a revelation Can you get to that?
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I’ve been pmoing to try and get rid of this excruciating anxiety, and yet I feel even more anxious! What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: The harder you grip yourself, the worse the pain, Dick.
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! If sexual energy is only about reproduction and pleasure, then why do I feel so low after pmoing? Mutley Ravishes: “Devolution: the transfer or delegation of power to a lower level; the descent to a lower state. Pass into (a different state, especially a worse one); degenerate,” Dick. Muttering in the Guttering Intensifying the pleasure Is intensifying the pain Throwing all the treasure Down the orgasmic Drain
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I've been pmoing to try and relieve this relentless boredom but I feel even more bored than ever! What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: Odyssey-phobia is such a drag, isn't it Dick? Odysseyphobic Over the horizon Down in the deeps Serpent uplifted In the desert heat No quest for a vision The snake still sleeps
Sending in an S.O.S Just a floataway, awareness lost at sea, oh Another lonely day, everything here but me, oh More loneliness than a cylon could bear Rescue me from these selves Before I fap into despair Sending in an S.O.S Sending in an S.O.S
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I've relapsed yet again. I hate myself! Mutley Ravishes: Then why do you keep hanging out with this self, Dick?
Give up the Ghost Releasing internal pressure Through orgasms At your leisure Or shouting In anger Or whatever compulsive Behavior Will never, ever, ever Release all the internal Pressure
Dick Farcestardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! Why is this bill for euphoria so high? Mutley Ravishes: Because you've been taking yourself for a ride, Dick. Dopamine Deception The demon fear Whispering in dopamine's Ears It's been whispering for Years and years "Do your best to ignore me But I've been writing your Story I'll follow you all the way Right into your shallow Grave Just admit it, you are Enslaved But, what if I can Save You from a long trip Through the abyss?"
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! How is it that I keep chasing after euphoric experiences, yet end up with painful ones? Mutley Ravishes: How can you not miss If you mistake lust for bliss? You're projecting your essence Into the abyss, Dick
Ragnarocks Fear-bomb ticking Let’s quit playing Chicken And face the reality Of mortality Before the clock stops And Ragna rocks Fear feeding lust Lust feeding fear No awareness of being All down the years
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! Monkey challenged me to a race to the end of the universe, and I lost! And to make matters even worse, he beat me by riding on a miniature cloud! The shame of it. I can't it take anymore. What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: Isn't all this self-pity Making your life sh**ty, Dick?
Dick Farcestardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I've been practicing the "Chaffinch Method" in order to quit pmo, but it's not working! What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: What is the "Chaffinch Method," Dick? Dick Farcestardly: While listening to a chaffinch singing, you tell yourself over and over, "I refuse to be seduced by your song. You're just a bunch of feathers and chirrups." It's supposed to help with willpower. Mutley Ravishes: You've been listening to the wrong song, Dick. Try listening to the cicada's song. Dick Farcestardly: The cicada? Mutley Ravishes: Yes. It goes like this: No sign In the cicada's song That it will soon Be gone
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I've been practicing the "Super-Stamina Method" to help me quit pmo, but it isn't working! What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: What is the "Super-Stamina Method," Dick? Dick Farcetardly: Well, Mutley, you go running for progressively longer periods each day. The idea is that you eventually build an invincible stamina which allows you to outrun even the most tenacious pmo habit! It can never catch you up, in theory. Mutley Ravishes: Dick, just admit it You're scared sh**less
Shushumna Hums The depth of separation A terrifying creation Lust’s euphoric loans Evolution thrown SR picking up the slack Transmutation got your back
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat Mutley! I've been practicing the "Humor-Less Method" in order to quit pmo, but it isn't working, damn it! What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: What is the "Humor-Less Method," Dick? Dick Farcetardly: Well, the less humor you have in your life, the more energy and space for seriousness is available. This means you can eventually become 100% serious about quitting pmo. Success is bound to follow, in theory. Mutley Ravishes: Life is too important to be taken seriously, Dick.
Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! This guy on Nofap told me if I can learn how to spell “dopamine” correctly then I’ll be free of the pmo habit. Well, I can spell it correctly now, but I’m still acting out. What am I to do? Mutley Ravishes: There’s a much better method than that. Dick Farcetardly: What is it? Mutley Ravishes: I’ll tell you when you’ve given up the ghost, Dick.
The Bow is Drawn You're addicted to Getting high Coz you're trying to Free your mind From the self-created jail Weigh your heart on the scales There is a better way Are you ready to slay The one who is At the bottom of all this? You know who it is