The Pickle Whisperer

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You can’t keep a good pickle down, but maybe you can keep it in a jar. Feb 18, 2024

The Pickle Whisperer was last seen:: Feb 18, 2024

1. The Pickle Whisperer
  You can’t keep a good pickle down, but maybe you can keep it in a jar.
  
  Feb 18, 2024
  1. NfBigGlP, White Sheep, Krillin1993 and 1 other person like this.
  2. White Sheep
    xD
    
    Feb 19, 2024
2. Deleted Account
  Still no Pickles? >.< ;(
  
  Dec 1, 2019
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3. boichywow
  Pickles? :(
  
  Oct 3, 2019
  1. spaces, White Sheep, Deleted Account and 1 other person like this.
  2. Deleted Account
    :(
    
    Oct 3, 2019
    
    boichy, spaces and White Sheep like this.
  3. The Pickle Whisperer
    Behold… the return of the pickle
    
    Feb 18, 2024
4. Deleted Account
  Where are you? I need a pickle right now! ó.Ò
  
  Sep 1, 2019
  1. Coffee Candy, Meisterkatze, White Sheep and 1 other person like this.
  2. Deleted Account
    Right!? He would t talk back even when he was here a month or so ago. Perhaps...the pickles stopped talking back...
    
    Sep 1, 2019
    
    Meisterkatze and Deleted Account like this.
  3. Deleted Account
    ;( I hope he is just busy getting more pickles for us! :p
    
    Sep 1, 2019
    
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5. Deleted Account
  I miss you. Come back.
  
  Aug 6, 2019
  1. Deleted Account and Warrior Within like this.
6. vxlccm
  I hope there's a fresh pickle in my near future.
  
  Jun 1, 2019
  1. Coffee Candy, Deleted Account, Deleted Account and 1 other person like this.
7. Deleted Account
  I smell pickles...
  
  May 31, 2019
  1. Deleted Account, vxlccm, spaces and 2 others like this.
8. Deleted Account
  Come back.
  
  May 14, 2019
  1. vxlccm, spaces, Deleted Account and 1 other person like this.
9. boichywow
  *rrriinnng!* rriiiiinng!!*
  
  *click*
  "Hello, yes is this pickle-phone?"
  
  May 1, 2019
  1. vxlccm, Blessedboy❤️, Coffee Candy and 3 others like this.
  2. Deleted Account
    I don’t think mine is connected to anything...
    
    May 1, 2019
    
    vxlccm, The Pickle Whisperer, Sammyforthewin and 1 other person like this.
  3. boichywow
    try turning it off and then on
    
    May 7, 2019
    
    vxlccm, Blessedboy❤️, Deleted Account and 2 others like this.
  4. The Pickle Whisperer
    Hehehehe...
    
    Now I’m not the only one talking to pickles
    
    May 9, 2019
    
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10. The Pickle Whisperer
  I went on a long journey to find the greatest of all pickles, the first pickle. It is like the first vampire, but it doesn’t bite you.
  
  Apr 30, 2019
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  2. Deleted Account
    Ooooo!
    
    Apr 30, 2019
    
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  3. boichywow
    Intriguing!
    
    May 1, 2019
    
    Blessedboy❤️, The Pickle Whisperer and Sammyforthewin like this.
11. Deleted Account
  Hey...you...I miss you.
  
  Apr 21, 2019
  1. vxlccm, The Pickle Whisperer, boichy and 5 others like this.
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  3. The Pickle Whisperer
    *hands @Tiger uppercut! and @prettyboichad their own pickle-phones*
    
    Call anytime. All pickles are connected. No monthly fee. No data charges.
    
    Apr 30, 2019
    
    vxlccm, Sammyforthewin, boichy and 1 other person like this.
  4. Deleted Account
    ...well how bout that shit...
    
    Apr 30, 2019
    
    vxlccm, Sammyforthewin, boichy and 1 other person like this.
  5. boichywow
    :O
    
    May 1, 2019
    
    vxlccm, Blessedboy❤️, Coffee Candy and 3 others like this.
12. The Pickle Whisperer
  Because a pickle is curved like a banana you can also use it for phone calls. Excuse me, my pickle is ringing.
  
  Apr 15, 2019
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  2. Deleted Account
    Best post of 2019 nominee.
    
    Apr 15, 2019
    
    The Pickle Whisperer, boichy, Deleted Account and 3 others like this.
  3. Deleted Account
    lol this is deeeeeeeeeeep
    
    Apr 17, 2019
    
    Sammyforthewin, The Pickle Whisperer, boichy and 2 others like this.
13. The Pickle Whisperer
  My grandfather, a mighty dill, taught me an important lesson: “a good pickle changes everything”
  
  Apr 10, 2019
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  2. Deleted Account
    Can... can i... can i have a pickle? ;x *v*
    
    Apr 10, 2019
    
    Coffee Candy, Deleted Account, spaces and 4 others like this.
14. Taqwa1
  Give……. me
  
  Your entire jar!
  
  Apr 7, 2019
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  3. Deleted Account
    I have a feeling pickle whisperer and @prettyboichad would get along fantastically.
    
    Apr 7, 2019
    
    Deleted Account, The Pickle Whisperer, Deleted Account and 5 others like this.
  4. boichywow
    Hey, I have a glass honey jar which could house your little buddies
    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
    
    Apr 8, 2019
    
    Coffee Candy, Deleted Account, The Pickle Whisperer and 5 others like this.
  5. The Pickle Whisperer
    That is very sweet of you @prettyboichad. Come little pickles. Don’t worry now, this is kosher.
    
    Apr 9, 2019
    
    Sammyforthewin, Deleted Account, boichy and 2 others like this.
15. boichywow
  Damm. I like this pickle.
  
  Apr 4, 2019
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  2. The Pickle Whisperer
    What? What? Oh. Okay. I'll tell him.
    
    The pickles say they like you too @prettyboichad
    
    Apr 7, 2019
    
    Deleted Account, boichy and Deleted Account like this.
  3. boichywow
    *blushes*
    I love you too pals!
    
    Apr 8, 2019
    
    Coffee Candy, The Pickle Whisperer and Deleted Account like this.
16. vxlccm
  Riddle me this: If a fickle pickle could pick sickles for a nickle, how many brickle pumpernickels would he tickle?
  
  Mar 4, 2019
  1. Deleted Account, The Pickle Whisperer, boichy and 3 others like this.
  2. Minnesotan
    That hurt my brain.
    
    Mar 4, 2019
    
    Deleted Account, The Pickle Whisperer, boichy and 3 others like this.
  3. spaces
    one :)
    
    Mar 4, 2019
    
    Deleted Account, The Pickle Whisperer, boichy and 4 others like this.
  4. The Pickle Whisperer
    I only deal in good pickles. I hope there is no fickle pickle tickling going on! Pickles need to be stout and crunchy, not floppy and fickle.
    
    Apr 3, 2019
    
    Deleted Account, Deleted Account, boichy and 1 other person like this.
17. The Pickle Whisperer
  Remember, making pickles takes time. You must let your pickle sit in brine. Don’t take it out until your most special occasion.
  
  Mar 2, 2019
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18. The Pickle Whisperer
  If you ever find yourself in a pickle, remember me. Pickles are beautiful. So are you.
  
  Feb 6, 2019
  1. Deleted Account, spaces, boichy and 3 others like this.
  2. Deleted Account
    Depends how you make them, if they taste salty then they are not beautiful :p
    
    Feb 6, 2019
    
    Deleted Account, spaces, The Pickle Whisperer and 1 other person like this.
  3. The Pickle Whisperer
    I think the best pickles are dill’icious
    
    Mar 2, 2019
    
    Deleted Account, Deleted Account and spaces like this.
19. The Pickle Whisperer
  Make sure to take care of your pickle, and one day...your pickle will take care of you. #picklekarma
  
  Nov 9, 2017
  1. Deleted Account, Deleted Account, spaces and 7 others like this.
  2. vxlccm
    This is just silly. Pickles are changed. Constant effort changes us from addicts into champions!
    
    Nov 9, 2017
    
    Deleted Account, Deleted Account, spaces and 3 others like this.
  3. The Pickle Whisperer
    We do not disagree, the best pickles are made from a great labour of love
    
    Mar 2, 2019
    
    Deleted Account, Deleted Account, spaces and 2 others like this.
  4. vxlccm
    Didn't mean to sound critical. Keep on laboring!
    
    Mar 4, 2019
    
    Deleted Account, Deleted Account, spaces and 2 others like this.
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