Help me. Please help me. I am a prisoner of evil. My name is James Lee McKigney. I am in the dungeon of the internet. The Internet had sold their souls to Satan himself. Satan is running this freakshow called the Internet. Furries, Tenticales, Pingas, MILFs and more are ruining my life. I told you my name and why I am Here. Please help me. Please save me from the Internet and Damnation.