TheBeachvillain

Last Activity:: Mar 30, 2017

Joined:: Nov 14, 2015

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Gender:: Male

Birthday:: Apr 7, 1993 (Age: 31)

TheBeachvillain

Banned, Male, 31

TheBeachvillain was last seen:: Mar 30, 2017

1. TheBeachvillain
  Day 11: My junktion don't function.
  
  Feb 5, 2016
2. TheBeachvillain
  It is so easy for chicks to get laid. All they have to do is say yes and lie down.
  
  Feb 4, 2016
  2. Crispy21
    Lol seriously it sucks. We gotta do so much bullshit lol
    
    Feb 4, 2016
  3. TheBeachvillain
    Even fat girls have a chance if they put on high heels and wait until last call
    
    Feb 4, 2016
  4. vulture175
    lol got me again you sob lol
    
    Feb 5, 2016
3. TheBeachvillain
  I hated fapping before it was cool
  
  Feb 3, 2016
4. TheBeachvillain
  Day 8: My palms are hairy, knees weak, balls are heavy. There's jizzem on my boxers already: dreamt a wetty'
  
  Feb 2, 2016
5. TheBeachvillain
  I wanna be able to karate chop a brick in half with my cock
  
  Feb 1, 2016
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  3. Crispy21
    Lol same here
    
    Feb 1, 2016
  4. Aaron_0
    Well, the smaller the point of contact, less force will be needed, so this should definitely be achievable for someone like you!
    
    Feb 1, 2016
  5. TheBeachvillain
    @Aaron_0 Hahaha it's all about the girth buddy!
    
    Feb 1, 2016
6. TheBeachvillain
  It's February boys, not Fapuary
  
  Feb 1, 2016
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7. TheBeachvillain
  Day 5: Hung like a moose in a noose
  
  Jan 30, 2016
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8. TheBeachvillain
  I have a NoFap fetish
  
  Jan 29, 2016
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9. TheBeachvillain
  Humble pie > Fapple pie
  
  Jan 29, 2016
  1. Battlemaster Lotus Praxis, Lumberjack-off-Man and Lazarus Shuttlesworth like this.
  2. BackToManhood
    Lol fapple pie sounds nasty
    
    Jan 29, 2016
  3. TheBeachvillain
    @BackToManhood the crust is the worst part *barfs in mouth*
    
    Jan 29, 2016
10. TakingTheSteps
  You, sir, are cracking me up tonight. I enjoy your wit!
  
  Jan 29, 2016
  2. TheBeachvillain
    Hahaha I didn't realize you were a girl and I'm sorry I called you man earlier. Thanks tho!
    
    Jan 29, 2016
  3. TakingTheSteps
    Lol no worries. I get that a lot around here :p
    
    Jan 29, 2016
11. TheBeachvillain
  Only one who possesses true power can pull the sword (your dick) from the stone (your hand)
  
  Jan 28, 2016
12. TheBeachvillain
  Is this site called NoFap or GoFap? Because it seems like everyone is still tugging away
  
  Jan 28, 2016
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13. TheBeachvillain
  This year will be a new fapter of my life
  
  Dec 31, 2015
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14. TheBeachvillain
  Day 1
  
  Dec 30, 2015
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15. TheBeachvillain
  Day 16: Lots of energy. I cleaned the whole house in my sleep.
  
  Dec 17, 2015
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  2. BushidoWarrior
    That's the way! Use that energy to accomplish great things today. Be unstoppable. Be like Neo in the Matrix. Dodge every bullet, and smash every foe! Show no mercy. Embody strength and power every second. YOU'VE GOT THIS COMRADE!
    
    Dec 17, 2015
16. TheBeachvillain
  Day 14: Temptation has become reduced severely, meanwhile my nuts are like two watermelons in a pillow case.
  
  Dec 15, 2015
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  2. Battlemaster Lotus Praxis
    Dude you gotta learn to sublimate or transmute haha
    
    Dec 21, 2015
17. TheBeachvillain
  Day 13: Elephant dick
  
  Dec 14, 2015
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18. TheBeachvillain
  This time around I'm not feeling overwhelmed and finding it hard to adjust, but rather I'm embracing each new day and the rewards it brings.
  
  Dec 13, 2015
19. TheBeachvillain
  The best porn-blocker you'll ever find is your own self-control.
  
  Dec 10, 2015
  1. johnwick, Hieroglyphics, Battlemaster Lotus Praxis and 1 other person like this.
  2. AlltheRageBackHome
    Totally agree.
    
    Dec 10, 2015
  3. Battlemaster Lotus Praxis
    Yessir, yessir!
    
    Dec 10, 2015
  4. IGY
    They can be a useful tool for newbies. I have never used them myself and I think it is one of the reasons I have been successful.
    
    Dec 10, 2015
20. TheBeachvillain
  If you're going through hell... keep going.
  
  Dec 9, 2015
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