Truth be told, there are more than one gasms to be had. And you should try some cos they aren't bad. Foodgasms, fungasms, freindgasms too; eargasms and excercisegasms, just to name a few. They won't be as magic as that magical O, but they will lend a lovely, lasting glow. They won't leave you feeling guilty and crap but they'll build up your life and you'll pat yourself on the back. If you don't understand please let me explain A foodgasm is when you eat something crazy Like a really unhealthy ice cream cake. And eargasms when you hear something sublime Such as Wintergatan's "star machine" - it sends chills up your spine. Imagine cycling up a hill so steep Your legs are on fire but the satisfaction is so deep Imagine spending quality time with your family Stepping out, opening up and forming valuable bonds Look at nature, have a wowgasm in creation so beautiful Ponder problems unsolved, use your mind as a tool Life is not only good stuff, there is suffering too Just cos it ain't fine and dandy though you don't need to be depressed Tell yourself NOW no porngasms anymore! Say no to porn, it should be deplored. Say yes to life and seek the reward! And finally I must apologise For my agonising poetry, at least I tried.
This is Wintergatan's Starmachine2000 that I mentioned. It did send chills up my spine. One of my most faviourite gasms is a yawngasm. Oh my, doesn't it feel so amazing to yawn? Must be some sort of endorphinsplosion or something. Also, when you give somebody a complement and they're happy about it. It's deluxe.
Really enjoyed reading this and it holds a very profound truth. Abstaining from pmo no doubt allows you to appreciate other parts of your life and be happier. Thanks for making this thread and if you'll excuse me now im going to go have a foodgasm